
I was recently given
ad hoc at home, the latest cookbook produced by His Eminence
Thomas Keller, as a birthday gift (how lucky am I? As of earlier today it's backordered on Amazon until February!). And as I greedily poured over the pages that comprise this most recent Tome To Excellence, I was pulled immediately into both reverie and premonition: The meal I was lucky enough to share with a friend at
ad hoc when the concept for the restaurant was still just that, and the belief that I had finally become a competent enough home cook to tackle
this Tom.
After all, I've successfully made two things from
The French Laundry cookbook: Salad of Haricot Verts, Tomato Tartare, and Chive Oil, and the Staff Dressing. And I've collaborated on two from
Bouchon: Duck Confit and Lentils Vinaigrette. And since the entire premise of the current book is to share family-style, replicable recipes for the home cook, I had visions of lovingly hefting this gorgeous bible off the shelf and producing near nightly meals of perfection. How can one NOT be wooed by the simplicity of "dinner for dad: barbecued chicken with mashed potatoes and collard greens, followed by strawberry shortcake"?!
So I curled up on the couch and dug in, grocery list at the ready.
Then I remembered: This Is Thomas Keller We're Talking About. And Thomas Keller's fig-stuffed roast pork loin requires three ingredients one has presumably already made and now has just lying about the kitchen ready for their next cameo: pork brine, fig and balsamic jam, chicken stock. Just as likely, a trip to at least one, but probably more (as I discovered yesterday), specialty store will be required in order to secure just the right ingredient: the illusive but ultimately sourceable (for a price)
iberico ham, made from acorn-fed Spanish pigs, say; or
Bintje creamer potatoes; how about the herb mentioned in nearly every savory recipe that CANNOT be found in any American market:
CHERVIL.
In my case, I only had to find chives, the
right cheese, the illusive
brioche, and the copious quantities of
both whole milk and heavy cream required for the
Leek Bread Pudding that I had settled on as my first ad hoc endeavor. Lucky me - I already had leeks and thyme (see above), eggs, unsalted butter, and nutmeg.

Two bakeries later I was home with my brioche and I set to work, first removing the crusts as instructed by my Master, then toasting the cubes until "pale gold" (I made bread crumbs from the crusts and toasted those as well - but I'm unsure a) whether they will actually keep and b) what I might actually create with them if they do...). My leeks were sauteed, my brioche was toasted, everything was set for me to produce an instantaneously artery-hardening dish that would make us swoon.
And then Natalie told me she was going "out". So I put on the brakes, ordered some Chinese, and curled up with
George Bailey instead of Tom.
That was yesterday. Today I put everything back in place and told the kids that this was all I was going to make for dinner. They were on their own if they were looking for a protein (or protein substitute), or a fresh vegetable (not likely) - anything remotely resembling a balanced meal. They weren't.
It was divine. Light, yet rich and custardy, faintly leeky, with a distinctly lovely nutmeg note (probably because I added more than the "dash" called for...). Only Jack wasn't impressed. But based on the quantity of
hot sauce that he's recently applied to literally everything except his Honey Bunches of Oats, I'm not sure his palate is equipped to appreciate such sublime subtly. Plus (or scarily), that leaves more for Nat and me! Oh yes, I'll be tackling Tom again soon. And some day I might even make it to Bouchon and The French Laundry.